Gay reindeer

Prancer and Vixen are the names of two other male reindeer pulling Santa’s sleigh. Really? They have GOT to be gay! As a little boy I loved the classic Christmas cartoon, Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. I must’ve watched it every Christmas as a child, then as a teenager, and almost every year since. Then, he breached the DCEU, appearing in several DC Comics titles throughout the s in which the reindeer shows up with a big jolly grin; flushed cheeks; a lithe, curvy form; and long, feminine eyelashes, exuding some pretty huge queer energy. The take that Rudolph is secretly a coming-out narrative, meanwhile, has made the rounds every Christmas for years now, including in The New Yorker in , then in The New York Times , Vulture , and most recently, The Nation. Like, really, really gay.

Watch Reindeer New Year 3 for free on The hottest videos and hardcore sex in the best Reindeer New Year 3 movies online. Things you buy through our links may earn Vox Media a commission. But nothing, absolutely nothing, is changed with a close, analytical reading of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer , the stop-motion special. Anyone who even knows what Queer Theory is can tell you that the subtext of the narrative seems to be a pre-Stonewall contemplation of the power of coming out and embracing sexual minorities into society at large.

Not only is our red-nosed friend a seasonal gay allegory, but he's one that generations of children have grown up with, through the song (gay) and the stop-motion Rank and Bass special that plays every year on an ABC Family loop (extremely gay). In the past, I've pointed to the X-Men mutant powers manifesting at puberty that require a coming out process and results in discrimination , Twilight 's gym queen werewolf, Morrissey-looking vampire and sulky girl in flannel technically, the books are a Mormon allegory for waiting until marriage, but the movies are totally a gay allegory , Maria von Trapp the musical version, not the historical one , and even the Little Mermaid. But Rudolph is special. Not only is our red-nosed friend a seasonal gay allegory, but he's one that generations of children have grown up with, through the song gay and the stop-motion Rank and Bass special that plays every year on an ABC Family loop extremely gay.

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer and Hermey the dentist elf weren’t just fellow misfits, then, they were queer misfits. They were surrogates for the companions I didn’t have, and bearers of a promise that better times would, if after much time and struggle, come. So be warned: Spoilers ahead. Cut to six months earlier: Martha enters the pub where Donny tends bar. And why would she proceed to send him thousands of unhinged text messages and stalk him, his girlfriend, and his family?

Prancer and Vixen are the names of two other male reindeer pulling Santa’s sleigh. Really? They have GOT to be gay! As a little boy I loved the classic Christmas cartoon, Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. I must’ve watched it every Christmas as a child, then as a teenager, and almost every year since. The lead reindeer, Flash, has hurt his leg. Now Santa is testing all the other reindeer to see who will be the new leader. Flash tells Randolph that Santa will never choose him because he is gay.

Not only is our red-nosed friend a seasonal gay allegory, but he's one that generations of children have grown up with, through the song (gay) and the stop-motion Rank and Bass special that plays every year on an ABC Family loop (extremely gay). .

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer and Hermey the dentist elf weren’t just fellow misfits, then, they were queer misfits. They were surrogates for the companions I didn’t have, and bearers of a promise that better times would, if after much time and struggle, come. .

Brian’s analysis is spot-on: the movie starts with an intense enforcement of gender roles (boys=blue, girls=pink). And on Sewers, Renteria-Elyea notes that Rudolph’s mom never has a name aside from. .